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BNN is among the galaxy's leaders News for 2025/11/15 |
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| TNT's Empire now has 1000 Million colonists | The humongous empire of TNT now has one billion colonists, BNN reporters found out that TNT is in possesion of some weird cloning mechanism allowing him to breed new colonists in huge amounts. With this amount of colonists, the econmic strength of this empire is enormous, BNN hopes that TNT does not spend his money on warfare |
| Shizzledizzlwas killed in an accident | Shizzledizzl was killed in a tragic accident today. How heroic - captain Shizzledizzl was the last member on board of his ship, when he noticed there was no escape pod left for him. May he rest in peace! |
| WARHAMMER's Empire now has 1000 Million colonists | The humongous empire of WARHAMMER now has one billion colonists, BNN reporters found out that WARHAMMER is in possesion of some weird cloning mechanism allowing him to breed new colonists in huge amounts. With this amount of colonists, the econmic strength of this empire is enormous, BNN hopes that WARHAMMER does not spend his money on warfare |
| WARHAMMER's Empire now has 25 planets | The huge empire of WARHAMMER colonized 25 planets already, in an interview, WARHAMMER announced that he might consider slowing down his expansion in the future! |
| Surfdude's Empire now has 100 Million colonists | The aspiring empire of Surfdude now has 100 million colonists, after an explosion of birth rates, Surfdude colonies seemed to be a good place for families to settle! |
| Hangfire's Empire now has 25 planets | The huge empire of Hangfire colonized 25 planets already, in an interview, Hangfire announced that he might consider slowing down his expansion in the future! |